Maharashtra has banned cheerleaders in IPL matches to be held in Mumbai because they are “vulgar” and “obscene”.

I think we should stop outsourcing of cheerleading to Australian women and exclusively have our own do it. I am against shipping jobs overseas. But wait, in this case, we shipped the job holders on shore!

In that case, we should stop issuing work permit to foreigners who take Indian jobs! And erode our cultural values to boot.

You have to love Bombay’s politicians. As a Delhi-ite, I rub my hands in glee. And cheer the protectors of Indian values!

PS: While at this banning spree, I say we ban Rakhi Sawant as well.